Stalling info-mercial
Mar 26, 2012 20:18:32 GMT -8
Post by brookman on Mar 26, 2012 20:18:32 GMT -8
Are you tired of that Reflect zam ruining your day??? Well, good news here folks!! he only has 16 PP. What's that?? not quite sure what that means?!!? Well!! Why don't you EXPLAIN it to them [the audience] Bob???!
Thanks Jim!!! Hi Folks, Bob here with Stall inc., just wanna wish everyone out there a beautiful day!! hope you're enjoying it. Let's get on with our show:
Alight now folks, A few of you here today are with us because you've been Full-Para-Crit-Special-Fallen-TO-DEATH and want to know what to do about it. Well Folks, we're here to Help.
The good news??? This WON'T COST YOU A THING AND YOU ONLY NEED SPARE POKEMON YOU KEEP LYING AROUND IN YOUR INFINITE SUPPLY OF POKEMON DATA.
Let me repeat that one more time folks: This is a NO-MONEY-DOWN SOLUTION to whatever Your Zam problems may be!!
That's right now let's get started. First we're going to take a look at our problem.
OKAY!! So that's not so bad is it??
Now, I know what many of you out there are thinking:
"The most obvious answer is of course, BUG/ No?? Bugs are strong vs. Psychic type. Or Maybe we should try Ghost/ Type?!? Those guys worked for Ash right?"
WRONG!! Everything you think you know about fighting Psychic/ pokemon IS WRONG.
The answer is right here in this conveniently priced "Hand-guide to beating Alakazam." If you call in now! we'll even throw in this double feature appendix which lists helpful hints on Starmie vs. Chansey, Gengar vs. Alakazam, Golem vs. Blastoise and MANY MORE!!
That's right folks, for just 19.95 .. .
AHA, you got me there. We told you this was a no money down and WE MEANT IT. Just call in the next 20 minutes and We will pay for your shipping and handling AND GIVE YOU a 30-day-money-back-guarantee!
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These images represent a Crit-Psychic from Zam. These numbers can reasonably represent average damage while factoring Special Falls.
In order to be fully utilized, Exeggutor will need to bring Rest.
The idea is simple. Reflect Alakazam has only 16 PP. (16!!!!?)s[/spoiler]
/LOSES TRAIN OF THOUGHT
(I needed an outlet for my writing because I hadn't had any assignments due, hope you all enjoy my less than professional pokemon write-ups)
Thanks Jim!!! Hi Folks, Bob here with Stall inc., just wanna wish everyone out there a beautiful day!! hope you're enjoying it. Let's get on with our show:
Alight now folks, A few of you here today are with us because you've been Full-Para-Crit-Special-Fallen-TO-DEATH and want to know what to do about it. Well Folks, we're here to Help.
The good news??? This WON'T COST YOU A THING AND YOU ONLY NEED SPARE POKEMON YOU KEEP LYING AROUND IN YOUR INFINITE SUPPLY OF POKEMON DATA.
Let me repeat that one more time folks: This is a NO-MONEY-DOWN SOLUTION to whatever Your Zam problems may be!!
That's right now let's get started. First we're going to take a look at our problem.
OKAY!! So that's not so bad is it??
Now, I know what many of you out there are thinking:
"The most obvious answer is of course, BUG/ No?? Bugs are strong vs. Psychic type. Or Maybe we should try Ghost/ Type?!? Those guys worked for Ash right?"
WRONG!! Everything you think you know about fighting Psychic/ pokemon IS WRONG.
The answer is right here in this conveniently priced "Hand-guide to beating Alakazam." If you call in now! we'll even throw in this double feature appendix which lists helpful hints on Starmie vs. Chansey, Gengar vs. Alakazam, Golem vs. Blastoise and MANY MORE!!
That's right folks, for just 19.95 .. .
AHA, you got me there. We told you this was a no money down and WE MEANT IT. Just call in the next 20 minutes and We will pay for your shipping and handling AND GIVE YOU a 30-day-money-back-guarantee!
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These images represent a Crit-Psychic from Zam. These numbers can reasonably represent average damage while factoring Special Falls.
In order to be fully utilized, Exeggutor will need to bring Rest.
The idea is simple. Reflect Alakazam has only 16 PP. (16!!!!?)s[/spoiler]
/LOSES TRAIN OF THOUGHT
(I needed an outlet for my writing because I hadn't had any assignments due, hope you all enjoy my less than professional pokemon write-ups)