0-0 all time vs Nitro; 1-0 all time vs WW

[borat]

See how stupid these threads are? Regardless, I want in. I remember WW claiming similar bullshit vs me. Please post logs of you "basically 5-3" vs me. We played one RBY match, ever. And I won.

Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Red/Blue/Yellow
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Rule: Apply PP Ups
Rule: Battle Timeout
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Evasion Clause
WaterWizard vs Borat.. Begin!
WaterWizard sent out Alakazam (Lv.100 Alakazam)!
Borat. sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
Borat.: match
Borat.: oops

Begin Turn #1
Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
Exeggutor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Exeggutor is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #1
WaterWizard's Alakazam: 100% HP
Borat.'s Exeggutor: 393 HP (Par)
WaterWizard: you normally don't battle in rBY, right?
Borat.: i dont try to
WaterWizard: one time last year i logged on as you and 4-0'd Icy just to put him in his place lol. he still doesn't know it was me
WaterWizard: actually it was like 15 months ago.
WaterWizard: i beat him, and then logged off. he was soooo mad/embarrassed lol

Begin Turn #2
Alakazam used Psychic!
(60 damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor's Special fell!
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Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Alakazam fell asleep!
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End of turn #2
WaterWizard's Alakazam: 100% HP (Slp)
Borat.'s Exeggutor: 333 HP (Par)

Begin Turn #3
WaterWizard withdrew Alakazam!
WaterWizard sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Exeggutor is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #3
WaterWizard's Chansey: 100% HP
Borat.'s Exeggutor: 333 HP (Par)
Borat.: that was
Borat.: deee

Begin Turn #4
WaterWizard withdrew Chansey!
WaterWizard sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!
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Exeggutor is paralyzed! It can't move!
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End of turn #4
WaterWizard's Gengar: 100% HP
Borat.'s Exeggutor: 333 HP (Par)
Borat.: that was psychic
Borat.: -_-
Borat.: but
WaterWizard: lol
Borat.: i thought golem
Borat.: but ok

Begin Turn #5
WaterWizard withdrew Gengar!
WaterWizard sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Exeggutor used Double-Edge!
(28% damage)
Exeggutor is hit with recoil!
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End of turn #5
WaterWizard's Chansey: 72% HP
Borat.'s Exeggutor: 285 HP (Par)

Begin Turn #6
Exeggutor used Explosion!
(73% damage)
Chansey fainted!
Exeggutor fainted!
Borat.: how
Borat.: did i outspeed you
Borat.: curious
WaterWizard: I used counter to 1hko your switch in
WaterWizard sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!
Borat. sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #6
WaterWizard's Gengar: 100% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 523 HP

Begin Turn #7
Gengar used Hypnosis!
Gengar's attack missed!
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(66% damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #7
WaterWizard's Gengar: 34% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 523 HP

Begin Turn #8
WaterWizard withdrew Gengar!
WaterWizard sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(23% damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
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End of turn #8
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 77% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 523 HP

Begin Turn #9
Borat. withdrew Snorlax!
Borat. sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
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Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Golem fell asleep!
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End of turn #9
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 77% HP
Borat.'s Golem: 363 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #10
Borat. withdrew Golem!
Borat. sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
(59 damage)
Chansey had its energy drained!
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End of turn #10
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 84% HP
Borat.'s Chansey: 644 HP
Borat.: explode me

Begin Turn #11
Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
(53 damage)
Chansey had its energy drained!
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Chansey used Thunder Wave!
Exeggutor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #11
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 91% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Chansey: 591 HP

Begin Turn #12
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(36% damage)
It's super effective!
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Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
(53 damage)
Chansey had its energy drained!
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End of turn #12
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 62% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Chansey: 538 HP

Begin Turn #13
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(34% damage)
It's super effective!
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Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
(55 damage)
Chansey had its energy drained!
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End of turn #13
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 35% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Chansey: 483 HP

Begin Turn #14
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(33% damage)
It's super effective!
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Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
(53 damage)
Chansey had its energy drained!
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End of turn #14
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 8% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Chansey: 430 HP
Borat.: mindd fuck

Begin Turn #15
WaterWizard withdrew Exeggutor!
WaterWizard sent out Alakazam (Lv.100 Alakazam)!
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Chansey used Ice Beam!
(20% damage)
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End of turn #15
WaterWizard's Alakazam: 80% HP (Slp)
Borat.'s Chansey: 430 HP

Begin Turn #16
Borat. withdrew Chansey!
Borat. sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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Alakazam is fast asleep.
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End of turn #16
WaterWizard's Alakazam: 80% HP (Slp)
Borat.'s Snorlax: 523 HP

Begin Turn #17
WaterWizard withdrew Alakazam!
WaterWizard sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(22% damage)
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End of turn #17
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 78% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 523 HP

Begin Turn #18
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(28% damage)
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Snorlax used Body Slam!
(136 damage)
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End of turn #18
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 50% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 387 HP

Begin Turn #19
WaterWizard withdrew Snorlax!
WaterWizard sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!
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Snorlax used Body Slam!
It doesn't affect Gengar...
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End of turn #19
WaterWizard's Gengar: 34% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 387 HP

Begin Turn #20
Gengar used Mega Drain!
(52 damage)
Snorlax had its energy drained!
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(42% damage)
It's super effective!
Gengar fainted!
WaterWizard sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #20
WaterWizard's Tauros: 100% HP
Borat.'s Snorlax: 335 HP

Begin Turn #21
WaterWizard withdrew Tauros!
WaterWizard sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
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Borat. withdrew Snorlax!
Borat. sent out Lapras (Lv.100 Lapras)!
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End of turn #21
WaterWizard's Exeggutor: 8% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Lapras: 463 HP

Begin Turn #22
Lapras used Body Slam!
(8% damage)
Exeggutor fainted!
WaterWizard sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #22
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 50% HP
Borat.'s Lapras: 463 HP

Begin Turn #23
Lapras used Blizzard!
(32% damage)
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Snorlax used Body Slam!
(258 damage)
A critical hit!
Lapras is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #23
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 18% HP
Borat.'s Lapras: 205 HP (Par)
Borat.: oh snap
Borat.: how often does that happen

Begin Turn #24
Borat. withdrew Lapras!
Borat. sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(150 damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #24
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 18% HP
Borat.'s Golem: 213 HP (Slp)
WaterWizard: 5%. you did it earlier. twice in one game
Borat.: ch para from lax?

Begin Turn #25
Golem is fast asleep.
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(137 damage)
It's super effective!
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End of turn #25
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 18% HP
Borat.'s Golem: 76 HP (Slp)
WaterWizard: oh crit? 30% of 5%
WaterWizard: i mean oh para*

Begin Turn #26
Golem is fast asleep.
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Snorlax used Earthquake!
(76 damage)
It's super effective!
Golem fainted!
Borat. sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #26
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 18% HP
Borat.'s Tauros: 353 HP

Begin Turn #27
WaterWizard withdrew Snorlax!
WaterWizard sent out Alakazam (Lv.100 Alakazam)!
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(50% damage)
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End of turn #27
WaterWizard's Alakazam: 30% HP (Slp)
Borat.'s Tauros: 353 HP

Begin Turn #28
Alakazam is fast asleep.
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(31% damage)
Alakazam fainted!
WaterWizard sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #28
WaterWizard's Tauros: 100% HP
Borat.'s Tauros: 353 HP

Begin Turn #29
Tauros used Body Slam!
(112 damage)
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(28% damage)
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End of turn #29
WaterWizard's Tauros: 72% HP
Borat.'s Tauros: 241 HP

Begin Turn #30
Borat. withdrew Tauros!
Borat. sent out Lapras (Lv.100 Lapras)!
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(119 damage)
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End of turn #30
WaterWizard's Tauros: 72% HP
Borat.'s Lapras: 86 HP (Par)

Begin Turn #31
Tauros used Body Slam!
(86 damage)
Lapras fainted!
Borat. sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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End of turn #31
WaterWizard's Tauros: 72% HP
Borat.'s Chansey: 430 HP
Borat.: so
Borat.: i totally
Borat.: didnt check the hp of chansey
Borat.: before doing that
Borat.: @_@

Begin Turn #32
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(430 damage)
Chansey fainted!
Borat. sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
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End of turn #32
WaterWizard's Tauros: 72% HP
Borat.'s Tauros: 241 HP

Begin Turn #33
Tauros used Body Slam!
(31% damage)
Tauros is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(107 damage)
Tauros is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
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End of turn #33
WaterWizard's Tauros: 41% HP (Par)
Borat.'s Tauros: 134 HP (Par)

Begin Turn #34
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
(41% damage)
Tauros fainted!
WaterWizard sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
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End of turn #34
WaterWizard's Snorlax: 18% HP
Borat.'s Tauros: 134 HP (Par)
WaterWizard: gg
Borat.: im an idiot
Borat.: for chansey

Begin Turn #35
Snorlax used Body Slam!
(113 damage)
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Tauros used Body Slam!
(18% damage)
Snorlax fainted!

End Battle! Borat. wins!
Score: 0 to 2

NetBattle v1.1.1
Log saved 2/13/2011 at 12:47:26 AM

[WaterWizard]

I don't think I've ever claimed that, Borat. Cite? I didn't even remember playing you in RBY, but I guess this is our one battle.

I think I have a couple logs from beating you with Ancient Power Tyranitar

[borat]

It was when you were trying to convince me "Exeggutor was the best Pokemon of all time", and that clearly "I don't know anything because you always beat me anyway."

Two clearly false statements.

[WaterWizard]

I like your hyperbole.

[t3h Icy]

WaterWizard: one time last year i logged on as you and 4-0'd Icy just to put him in his place lol. he still doesn't know it was me
WaterWizard: actually it was like 15 months ago.
WaterWizard: i beat him, and then logged off. he was soooo mad/embarrassed lol

ಠ_ಠ

[Nitro]

May 3, 2011 22:42:42 GMT -8 borat said:

See how stupid these threads are?

Shut the fuck up Borat. This thread is awesome. Way to jab me for bothering to call him out and then proceeding to do the same shit, asshole. But yea, WW just wins a couple of tiny in-house tournaments and decides he's better than everyone and also has amazing records vs them.

[WaterWizard]

LOL