Super Joke
Jun 20, 2011 7:03:33 GMT -8
Post by Crystal_ on Jun 20, 2011 7:03:33 GMT -8
> In those days of August, General said to Colonel:
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, there will be an eclipse of the sun, a fact that does not happen every day. The soldiers will form in the courtyard, in battle dress, to witness the phenomenon. I will give the necessary explanations. In case of rain, they will form in the gym.
>
> _ At your service, my General!.
>
> That the Colonel gave the order to the commander and said:
>
> * By order of His Excellency, tomorrow, at noon, there will be a solar eclipse. According to His Excellency, if it rains, we won't see anything outdoors. Then, in battle dress, the eclipse will take place in the gym, a fact that does not happen every day.
>
> _ At your service Colonel!.
>
> And the commander told the captain:
>
> * By order of His Excellency, tomorrow, at noon, will take place the inauguration of the solar eclipse in the gym. His Excellency will give appropriate orders whether to rain, a fact that does not happen every day. In good weather, the eclipse will take place in the courtyard.
>
> _ At your service my Commander!.
>
> Later, the captain tells the lieutenant:
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, by order of His Excellency, it will rain in the courtyard of the barracks. His Excellency General, in battle dress, will give orders in the gym so that the eclipse is held in the courtyard, a fact that does not happen every day.
>
> _ At your service sir.
>
> Then, the Lieutenant says to Sergeant:
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, will be the eclipse of the Lord General in battle dress by the sun. If it rains in the gym, a fact that does not happen every day, we will go to the yard.
>
> _ At your service, Lieutenant.
>
> Finally, the sergeant goes to the soldiers:
>
> * Tomorrow, around noon, the sun seems to eclipse His Excellency General in the gym. Too bad this does not happen every day.
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, there will be an eclipse of the sun, a fact that does not happen every day. The soldiers will form in the courtyard, in battle dress, to witness the phenomenon. I will give the necessary explanations. In case of rain, they will form in the gym.
>
> _ At your service, my General!.
>
> That the Colonel gave the order to the commander and said:
>
> * By order of His Excellency, tomorrow, at noon, there will be a solar eclipse. According to His Excellency, if it rains, we won't see anything outdoors. Then, in battle dress, the eclipse will take place in the gym, a fact that does not happen every day.
>
> _ At your service Colonel!.
>
> And the commander told the captain:
>
> * By order of His Excellency, tomorrow, at noon, will take place the inauguration of the solar eclipse in the gym. His Excellency will give appropriate orders whether to rain, a fact that does not happen every day. In good weather, the eclipse will take place in the courtyard.
>
> _ At your service my Commander!.
>
> Later, the captain tells the lieutenant:
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, by order of His Excellency, it will rain in the courtyard of the barracks. His Excellency General, in battle dress, will give orders in the gym so that the eclipse is held in the courtyard, a fact that does not happen every day.
>
> _ At your service sir.
>
> Then, the Lieutenant says to Sergeant:
>
> * Tomorrow at noon, will be the eclipse of the Lord General in battle dress by the sun. If it rains in the gym, a fact that does not happen every day, we will go to the yard.
>
> _ At your service, Lieutenant.
>
> Finally, the sergeant goes to the soldiers:
>
> * Tomorrow, around noon, the sun seems to eclipse His Excellency General in the gym. Too bad this does not happen every day.
